[Rasputin]

I use a fax machine everyday at work.
I use a stationary phone at work with a cord attached.
I use a stapler at work
I use push pins hold my Royals Pennants up
I use checks to pay a couple things off with
I use stamps to lick acid off of
I use my PC to get my post count up over 25K on Chiefs Planet
I use a newspaper to swat ****ing spiders with (if it's wrapped around a brick even better use of a newspaper)
I use Gaming Magazine to get in the mail so it's not a bill also read up about new games
I use books to read unless I see a spider then I can smash the ****er with a book just as effective as a brick only doesn't cause as much damage to furniture
I use CD's to listen to in my car and jam out too.