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Old 05-05-2016, 03:00 PM   #338
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I've been told that I'm far too pretty to be straight.
My mother only recently told me that some rep from Sears back in the 70's wanted me to be a model in their catalogue.

My dad, as any dad would, said "Not my boy! He'll turn out QUEER!"

Then he became the best friend of black ENGLISH (YES, FOR A ****ING REASON IT'S IN CAPS) teacher who was gay.

After that my biggest social confusion was why he didn't have to wash his hands until all the dirt came out from between the cracks but I did...
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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