I think you both might be wrong. I don't believe the type of love that weirdo has for Smith can be repeated. I don't think he can just re-direct that creepy homo-erotic fawning to any player. When Smith is done, he's done. Maybe he'll follow Smith around and cheer him on during normal everyday activities.
He'll follow him on trips to the grocery store, and when Alex makes a good toss of a box of cereal into his basket, they'll have to clean up Sandy Cheek's jizz on aisle five.
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