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Old 10-27-2016, 02:07 PM   #25
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We have a cat (he's an asshole) that has figured out how to unroll/shred even when it's under. We've had to start shutting the door.

We have another cat that's figured out how to open doors.

So cat #2 opens the door; cat #1 shred the toilet paper.


About five years ago my cat went after the TP for the first time. He had just walked out of the bathroom when I found the shredded roll. So I grabbed the roll and walked around the house, shutting all of the doors so that he was trapped in either the kitchen or the living room. Then I calmly walked around the house throwing the shredded roll of TP at him as I hard as I could. He flew around at top speed, hiding wherever he could, but there really aren't any decent cat hiding places in my house. I did this for probably about 20 minutes. He left the TP alone for a good six months after that. When he did it a 2nd time I repeated the process. Over the next few years I did that to him maybe four or five times. I think it has now been well over a year and a half since he's touched it. See? You can train a cat.
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