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*Phone rings*
Clark - Hello?
Roger - Hey, Clark, buddy! Want to give you the lowdown on the 2016 season.
Clark - Okay...
Roger - Last year was pretty good for the Chiefs huh?
Clark - Well, yeah...
Roger - With that big win in the playoffs and all.
Clark - Yeah, I...
Roger - Well good news! This year is going to be even better!
Clark - Okay, how...
Roger - We're going to give you a few prime time games!
Clark - Oh that sounds...
Roger - One on Christmas night!
Clark - Oh that sounds...
Roger - And we will flex another! TWO Sunday night games against Denver!
Clark - But I...
Roger - Don't worry buddy! You'll win both of those!
Clark - But, Denver...
Roger - Don't worry! Denver is going to suck this year.
Clark - About ti...
Roger - But, the bad news. You will lose in the playoffs.
Clark - Oh no, not again... Why?
Roger - Concessions have to be made buddy.
Clark - But...
Roger - Sorry buddy, has to be this way. Jerry has been cranky lately, and to make him feel better, they're going to the Super Bowl.
Clark - But...
Roger - With a rookie quarterback! How about that for a story line?
Clark - Well, I guess...
Roger - Good stuff! Good stuff!
Clark - Against who?
Roger - That would be "against whom", Clark.
Clark - Right.
Roger - The Steelers! Two storied franchises! Can't make this shit up Clark!
Clark - Alright, so we...
Roger - Yes.
Clark - lose to...
Roger - That's right.
Clark - The Steelers?
Roger - Yes.
Clark - **** me.
Roger - I just did.
*click*
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