Bono drives the Chiefs deep into Raider territory on their first possession. This is going well.
OHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That dodgy bit of ****ery leads to a 10-0 deficit. Fortunately, the Raiders are helpless against my ground game.
That score holds until Derrick Thomas steps up to the plate.
Oh MY, what a play. The defense and running game are working. Surely Bono won't **** this up.
OH MYYYYYYY WHAT A PLAY. Steve Bono is cocking this up.
. The ****, man. Bono threw that lousy ass ball last week and then unleashes that dime. Well, I'll take it. 16-14 at the half. It remains that way through a puntfest third quarter, when the Chiefs ground game seizes control with 4:45 left.
one who sucks the penis MOTHER****ER AND TITS! Is EVERYONE on this team determined to turn the ball over. I'm so ****ed.
GOD IN HEAVEN. WHAT A PLAY BY DERRICK THOMAS. Rob Fredrickson cements the fact that he should be the starter with a HUGE momentum-changing play. All my rape-artist defense has to do is hold Jeff Pisstetler down for a couple minutes.
WHAT THE SHIT DEION. To make matters worse, the Raiders get the two-point conversion so a field goal only forces overtime. It's time for Oh No Bono to do his best Joe Montana impression. I only have 1:14 and one timeout.
HAHAHAHAHA. STEVE BONO BITCHES. I LOVE THIS SHIT AND I MAY MOVE TO ENGLAND. The Raiders respond by moving the ball to my 17 with 9 seconds left. DRAMA!
And the Chiefs pull out another nailbiter. Bono seems to have kickstarted the "shot with luck 1995 Chiefs" season early.
He finishes 14-19 for 244 yards with 2 TD and 2 INT.
Allen adds 114 yards on 16 carries.
