lol this ain't your mother's colts team, fam. Jeff George opens the game by punting the ball...
To Deion.
. That's so great. The Chiefs ram Supercharged Turbo Terrell Davis right down Indy's throat.
That results in a 7-0 Chiefs lead. The Colts punt again, and with Desmond Howard injured, Deion is returning punts. Let's see what he does...
DEION YOU reerun. The Colts get an easy TD off that muff and it's 7-7. Not to worry though. I have SUPERCHARGED TURBO TERRELL DAVIS.
Bye, bitches! Believe it or not, the Colts actually tie the game before halftime. I have only 23 yards passing, too. Joe Montana needs to get that 40-year old ass in gear. And he does.
ERIC MOULDS, BABY! Big knock, rookie, BIG KNOCK! Ray Crockett done got toasted. The Colts get a field goal, and now I have a chance to put this game away. Joe Montana sees single man coverage and audibles.
Ray Crockett is being toasted today. Rookie Moulds is going off. The Colts get another field goal, and it's 28-20. I have to run it out, but it's third and 12...
PLAYOFF JOE MONTANA, BITCHES. Never doubt the goat. The Chiefs go into Indy and take care of business, 35-20.
Montana throws for 180 yards in the second half and finishes 14-20 for 202 yards and 2 TD with NO turnovers. Supercharged Turbo Terrell Davis goes OFF for 231 yards and 2 TD and Eric Moulds wastes Ray Crockett for 6-145-2.
Browns 20, Bengals 17
Cowboys 35, Lions 31
Falcons 41, Rams 35
The Browns, after upsetting Steve Young and Cincy, go to Denver.
Onto New York! Nobody is going to stop SUPERCHARGED TURBO TERRELL DAVIS!!!!111one