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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut
I was at the Chris Stapleton concert (seriously - GO SEE CHRIS STAPLETON. Holy shit that was an awesome show).
And so it's between acts when I get the notice that the Chiefs traded up. Then the crowd is filling in for Stapleton so the wifi and 3g reception is falling apart. I audible and start sending my buddies who are all on a group chat texts telling them they'd damn well better keep me informed (of that group, 80% of them were also at the concert but I didn't know that).
So after 5 minutes I get a text that says "they're saying it's gonna be Watson..."
"SHIT! MOTHER****ER SHIT!! FIRST TIME IN MY LIFETIME THAT THEY ACTUALLY TRY AND THEY DO A ****ING LOUSY JOB OF IT. MOTHERFU....."
{ding}
"MAHOMES!!!"
{ding}
"mAHOMes!1!"
{ding}
"its pat mahomes"
and so forth....
So to Collin, the asshole that told me it was going to be Watson because he was evidently just repeating mayock's drivel - eat balls. For a moment, you'd killed me. I had died.
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I was standing in the middle of a park, watching NFL Network on my phone while my daughter was at her softball lessons. They trade up and I get a smile on my face and Mayock mentions Watson and my ****ing heart dropped. That 5 minutes we were on the clock took for ****ing ever. As soon as "Patrick" made it out of Goodell's mouth....I fist pumped multiple times in the air.