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What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large
What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey
I got a book on improving my memory, for the life of me I can't remember where I put it.
Hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school every year never to be heard from again.
I have an epileptic midget friend who makes pizzas for a living. I call him "little seizures."
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