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Old 08-20-2017, 11:47 AM   #139
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2nd drive

Play 1: Pat's deep read isn't there so he improvises and dumps it off.

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What I like about this play: Uh, yes. He totally baited the linebacker into abandoning coverage to open up his man. That's some serious poise.

Play 2: Pat tries to sling a back-shoulder throw into tight coverage.

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What I like about this play: 1. He completely ignored a wide open CJ Spiller in favor of a deeper, tighter throw.



2. IT'S A DROP. Robinson lets that ball bounce right off his face/shoulder. That was a great throw.

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Play 3: Pat stays in the pocket and slings the ball into a closing hole over the middle.

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What I like about this play: Uh, yeah. Just ignore those dumpoffs, ignore the running lane and pick up the first down. This is the anti-game manager gold standard play. HNNNNG



Play 4: Pat escapes almost immediate pressure and casually runs for a first down.

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What I like about this play: lol your pass rush, lol gonna keep lookin' downfield and then just **** it bro, 10 yards, i have no fear

Play 5: Busted-ass protection results in a mad scramble and ARM STRENGTH

What I like about this play: Pat runs himself into trouble and then just uses his massive, studly, veined, thick, solid, tight cannon to nullify his mistake.

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Play 6: Yeah I see your pass rush. Suck on my elite NFL throwing penis.

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What I like about this play: Almost every Chiefs QB in the last 10 years goes fetal in this situation. Instead Patrick Mahomes delivers an NFL throw and gets clobbered. This is literally shit that wins championships.

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Play 7: P@tr1ck butt****ing M@h0m3z stiff arms a butt****ing 275-pound defensive end and throws a strike 23 yards on the run with perfect accuracy.

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WATCH THIS SHIT FROM THE ALT ANGLE IN SLOW MOTION



What I like about this play: I CAME ALL OVER MYSELF



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