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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop
Which porno mags?
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I bet the type of magazine will give you a clue about who you're fighting.
Playboy - all glitz and show with no real punch.
Hustler - dirty fighter. Very, very dirty.
Penthouse - will likely lose the fight but will make up stories later about winning it.
Cosmopolitan - fights mostly by scratching with fingernails
Japanese Rape Comics - propensity to attack from behind
Bondage magazines - secretly wants to lose