[displacedinMN]

Nickhead-move to Minnesota. You may get heat, but not heat and cold.

Spoiler!

This is long:
THE MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

>60 Above
>New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat
>People in Minn. plant gardens

>50 Above
>Californians shiver uncontrollably
>People in Minn. sunbathe

>40 Above
>Italian and English cars won't start
>People in Minn. drive with the windows down

>32 Above
>Distilled water freezes
>Lake Mille Lacs water gets thicker


>20 Above
>Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats
>People in Minn. throw on a flannel shirt


>15 Above

>Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat
>People in Minn. have the last cookout before it gets too cold

>Zero
>People in Miami all die
>Minnesotans lick the flagpole

>20 Below
Iowans fly away to Mexico
>People in MN get out their winter coats


>40 Below
>Hollywood disintegrates
>The Girl Scouts in MN are selling cookies door to door

>60 Below
>Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic
>MN Boy Scouts postpone "winter Survival" classes until it gets coldenough

>80 Below
>Mt. St. Helen's freezes
>People in MN rent some videos

>100 Below
>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
>Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg


>297 Below
>Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products
>Cows in MN complain about farmers with cold hands

>460 Below
>All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale)

>People in MN start saying "cold nuff for ya?"

>500 Below
>Hell freezes over
>The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl .

Then take in this years Highs/Lows

High Temperature 92.6°F

Low Temperature -10.0°F

High Dew point 77.0°F

Low Dew point -15.0°F

Low Wind Chill -26.0°F

High Heat Index 103.0°F (add the sun and wind--120F)

I will let you convert to C.