I was going boating the other day, and I saw this old guy...suuuper old like 80 years old. He was fishing by himself on the dock. I was a little liquored up so I was bothering him asking him about what he was up to and how his life was. He was like well my wife just died. I told him how I was sorry to hear that, he was like "I'm not. Now I can fish all day and don't have to worry about her nagging me all the time".
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