Originally Posted by frazod
Well, I have an alarm, for one reason only. To give me a heads up that it's time to grabbed one of my LOCKED AND LOADED GUNS so that I can KILL THE ****ER WHO'S BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE.
Of course, metrosexual man is scared of guns, because guns are evil.
Thieves will admit the worst sound when breaking into a house is NOT an alarm. It's the sound of a shotgun being racked.