Guy went to the dentist with a toothache, dentist says it will have to be pulled. Dentist reaches for anesthetic, patient says he hates needles and can't do a shot.
Dentist says ok, maybe some gas will help. Pt says he can't wear the gas mask cause he's claustrophobic.
Dentist says ok and hands the guy two little blue pills. Pt asks what the pill are, dentist says "Viagra".
Pt asks "doc, why do I need Viagra".
Dentist says "cause this is gonna hurt like hell and you'll need something to hold on to".
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