[Rain Man]

The league likes to suspend for an even number of games. I think the number of games should be random, and not an integer. For example, if a player is suspended, maybe he draws a penalty of 2.83 games, so he can come onto the field halfway through the fourth quarter of the third game. From a marketing perspective, that would be a big win, because if it's a home game the crowd would cheer lustily when the guy runs onto the field partway through the game.