Perhaps what we need is a flock of hypnotized chickens.
Step 1: Once the chickens are sufficiently mesmerized, we convince them that they are members of Seal Team 6 Delta Force.
Step 2: We tell them the enemy is hiding in cubicles at the KC Star headquarters.
Step 3: ... well, there is no actual Step 3 other than waiting outside and listening for the screams.
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