[loochy]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

OK gang...

as soon as the FBI arrests the espinals the CBA will be signed - this is the last hurdle - the player's union is demanding that extortion attempts be halted by law enforcement as a show of good faith going forward, in order for them to capitulate to roger's demands

as soon as the arrests are made and it goes on the news, one hour later goodell will announce no suspension for tyreek based on the fact this all happened because of criminal acts

then the chiefs will announce a 4-year, $73m contract extension for tyreek and a trade of chris jones to the arizona cardinals for patrick peterson

then the paternity test will leak somewhere - tyreek is not the father - in fact, sergio is the father - he has been sexually abusing crystal his whole life

then TMZ is going to leak a sex tape of crystal and tyreek from 2014, showing them engaging in rough intercourse. it starts with tyreek ripping her shirt off and ends with crystal screaming "choke me harder! HARDER!!!" at the top of her lungs

woah bro, slow down

i can only orgasm once