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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I have learned from country music morning at my gym that all modern country songs sung by men must contain 4 out of 5 of the following: - whiskey or ice cold beer
- pretty girl in red dress or cutoffs
- pickup truck (no substitutions)
- guns
- trashing "Calllliforrrrrniuhhhhh" in a nasally sneering voice.
Therefore no, it is not country.
Women are allowed to sing about other topics, but usually stick to wanting to kill some guy who broke their heart and stuff their mama taught them. |
Posts #53 and #54
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