If I didn't think I was better than everybody else, I wouldn't be the pilot.
And don't even think about shoving me out the window just so you can name it TK of Terror.
Welcome to NFL Sunday! At 11:00 see Peyton Manning flip off the top rope and clothesline Clay Matthews! At 2:00 Drew Brees will hit Terrell Suggs with a chair! Buy your Andrew Luck jersey and let's get reeeeeady to rummmmmble!