06-17-2021, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud
Back in 1985, I picked up my girlfriend at the time from her KU sorority house late one Friday night and brought her back to JoCo for the weekend. She was super horny and my car had one of those large bench seats, so I told her to hop on.
She was only about 5 foot tall and super skinny but she had huge ****ing tits, like DD's, so I was driving the car on K-10 while she was bouncing up and down, and I had to move my head constantly from right to left and left to right to see the road. Fortunately, there were no other cars in sight for miles.
After about 4 or 5 minutes, I told her that she had to dismount because we were getting closer to the outskirts and I didn't want to get it in car accident.
JFC, I did some really stupid shit when I was a kid but it sure was fun.
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This reads like a Penthouse letter lol
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