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Originally Posted by FlaChief58
No, if I miss my morning poop I feel bloated all day. Thankfully it doesn't happen often. If on the very rare occasion I go more than a couple of days without dropping a deuce, I break out the magnesium citrate and hang on for dear life.
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I guess by deserve a day off, I mean just not having to poop without getting bloated, gassy or carrying over extra poop the next day. Just a free day of not pooping but feeling like you did. Like getting 5 minutes of your day back as every unoriginal dipshit leading a conference call likes to say.
I'd be all for it on any day except the day after a Chiefs game where I like to sit and read George's Some Things thread while defecating.