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Originally Posted by Eureka
What would be a more appropriate charge for jizz-filled cupcakes distributed to students?
LOOK mom and dad! I won a plate of cupcakes at our school fair.  |
I doubt there's a specific charge for jizz-filled cupcakes. In most states, I would be willing to bet there is a charge related to giving someone adulterated food. In my state, an offensive touching with a bodily fluid (blood, semen, feces, blood or saliva) is an A level misdemeanor. Punishable by up to a year in custody. Delivery of adulterated food is likewise an A misdemeanor. Even if convicted of both charges, they would merge at sentencing so she would face only one sentence.
While the offense is certainly disgusting, the reality is that it is not likely to harm anyone. Baking the cupcakes would kill the vast majority of pathogens and ingesting semen by itself is not harmful. On the other hand, it's pretty gross outside of certain contexts and her being a teacher and doing this to students would be a major, major aggravating factor.
For the most part, then, I would anticipate the cupcake portion of this offense would, by itself, be viewed as a serious misdemeanor, so, the maximum sentence would be 1 year in jail.