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Originally Posted by Detoxing
I don't know if any of you have ever tried actually wiping your ass with leaves.
It doesn't work in case you were wondering.
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In Arkansas the bus going to the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS), stopped at a gas station. The stalls filled fast and one individual went behind the gas station to take a dump and wiped his behind with dry leaves.
When they arrived at MEPS and started going through their physicals, they had to bend over and spread their buttcheeks. One doctor said to the other, “this one is from so far back in the woods he has a squirrel’s nest in his ass.”
They all called him squirrel nuts the rest of the day.