[notorious]

Here you go, Lew:

Originally Posted by This Anonymous Person Live Close to you

There is a Armenian family that lives down the block from me. They have this ****ing chihuahua that they just let roam wherever in the neighborhood trying to terrorize anything it can. Chases cars, charges and chases people walking down the street. Gets pepper sprayed by the mailman and still comes back for more. Little ****er is relentless day in and day out. I'm surprised the little ****er hasn't been run over yet tbh.

Here comes me and through the years the little ****er has realized I'm not the one and wants no part of me. Saw him chasing the mailman the other day as I was pulling out of the driveway. I stopped, got out and simply told the mother****er to shut up and go the **** home. He stops in his tracks, looks at me and turns around and goes home.

I'm betting if it were a pit bull it wouldn't have taken my words to heed. It would have rather had some lead instead.