I think I destroyed any slim hopes of Alpha status today when I got my first pedicure with a massage of my feet and legs.
Had my feet soaked in hot water first, nails trim and cleaned, cuticles scraped, in paraffin wax, hot stones on my legs, calluses and dead skin removed, massage oil on my feet and legs when done. They also turned on the chair back massage. Took 45 minutes and it was delightful!
Best $50 I spent - ($40 + 10 tip)