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Originally Posted by Chris Meck
Wylie ****ing blows goats.
I'm sure he's a super nice guy, and tries really hard.
But he's really bad at offensive tackle. He's below average at guard. He's not an NFL quality player.
He's shitty. I bet he'll be a great coach someday, he just doesn't have the physical ability.
There are at least two other guys, based on small sample sizes, that I'd rather see in there at RT not counting Niang, who if healthy is a significant upgrade.
He blows. Goats. I have photographic evidence.
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As I've said numerous times in this thread, there's no excuse for leaving him in at this point other than Reid has a soft spot for him. He's been here for years and probably works really hard in practice and Andy likes him.
Dare I say, he's got a huge titanium lunch pail he brings to work every day. The thing is enormous and he eats liverwurst sandwiches out of it. He hauls it in wearing the bluest collared shirt that has ever been known to man, a shade of blue so tough it pierces the eyes. When it boils down to it, though, the second the team goat comes out of the barn he's their blowing it as you said. Can't keep his mouth off that goat's privates.