[Coochie liquor]

Hey Dom, quick question…. Do you know what rhymes with “plenty dicks, pick ye one”?


I’ll give you a hint…. It has to do with a very specific number of days….

Give up (like Dungver always does)???

2651……: which represents the exact number of days it’s been since Dungver has beaten KC. I realize that’s a large number (kinda like your waist size) so it’s hard to compute. Let me help you break it down a little easier mkay??

2651 is the equivalent of two thousand, six hundred, and fifty one days. If you think of it in years which come in right at 365 days each, that’s well over 7 revolutions of the earth around the sun. But because your season is now over (unlike KC’s) that means at the very closest scenario you may have another chance to bend the knee to KC is 236 days. So by my very basic math that means that, Dungver won’t have even a slight chance to change this from happening until the streak has gone to 2887 days. Odds are we won’t face such an easy win that early in the season, so it’s likely the number is even higher. That’s an insane number of days. Something the Chiefs have NEVER encountered in their existence. Really wild stat, right?

Anyway, hope you’re enjoying your offseason, and all the false hope you’ll be pumped for the next few months. Don’t worry yourself about us Chiefs fans, we’ll be here getting ready for another Lombardi to put in the case.

C U next Tuesday….. I mean season.