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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois
I had a girlfriend in HS who had a couple shirts that buttoned at the crotch, like an infants' onesie only for an adult female. It accomplished the same task of keeping the shirt securely tucked. Don't tell her mom how I found out about those buttons.
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Seems like a feature that would inevitably end up ripped off.
Plus saying "I sharted and ruined my shirt" sounds like a horrible disaster occurred...