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Originally Posted by Raiderhater
I’m thinking I may have an addiction problem now as well. To get a real fix I’ll shave down there using my Margaritas in the Arctic - Glacial (extra menthol kick) shave soap and then the matching aftershave. Follow it up with a handful of Duke Cannon Trench Warfare powder and the boys are basically cryogenically frozen at that point. Seriously, Jabba could hang them on his wall for decoration next to Han.
https://www.stirlingsoap.com/product...tic-shave-soap
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How in the **** did you manage to sound pretentious talking about shaving your balls?!? I'm legitimately impressed.