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Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar
Let me see if I have this right…
Andy slips the groundskeeper a couple extra Benjamins and some fries from his DoorDash order in exchange for intentionally shoddy sod work, on a field known to cause teams to slip (including Michigan and TCU in the Fiesta Bowl six weeks earlier).
Chiefs conspire to wear cleats that give them an enormous advantage. Despite said advantage, many Chiefs players experience noticeable slippage and the team falls behind by double digits in the first half. Many Eagles change their cleats at halftime, while only a few KC players do. KC outscores the freshly-cleated Eagles 24-11 in the 2nd half. Afterward, Eagles players note that many players from each team struggled to get traction. SODGATE. Worse than Spygate, Salary cap gate and Watergate combined.
Did I get that right, Q Joe?  |
And why would the Chiefs want a slick field when our star QB is playing on a badly sprained ankle?