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Originally Posted by ThaVirus
I’ve got a drivers license too, hoss. Them hoes at the DMV aren’t whipping out a ruler lol they just ask you your height and put down whatever you say.
You’re a fluffer. You fluffed your height.
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Yea, I lied to them too!
If I was a liar, I'd also claim I have a 10 inch dick to go with it.
But when I was single and met girls, they'd usually expect me to whip one out, so I had to explain that I had a Goldielocks dick (not too big, not too small, just right).