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Originally Posted by staylor26
Yea, I lied to them too!
If I was a liar, I'd also claim I have a 10 inch dick to go with it.
But when I was single and met girls, they'd usually expect me to whip one out, so I had to explain that I had a Goldielocks dick (not too big, not too small, just right).
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For a moment I thought this was about ****ing porridge and I was confused and concerned.