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Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

The gameday question here is which team steps on their own dick the most to lose this game?

Through 12 games, you're pretty much guaranteed to see KC cleat puncture their own cock a minimum of 5 times, so that the end product resembles a soaker hose gardening tool.

1. LaJarius Sneed will hand the opposing offense a fresh set of downs at least once. The likelihood is that it's more than once, but it's going to happen. Our defense frequently spends half of a quarter of games on the field on single drives.

2. Jawaan Taylor, the other half of the most penalized player duo in football will torpedo at least one drive with a holding penalty that likely didn't even need to happen during the play. Peppered into the game will be a few times whet he hamstrings a drive with his infuriating false starts.

3. Andy Reid will call a cool, crisp 3 and out series after our defense spends half of one of the quarters on the field.

4. One of our toilet scum level wide outs will torpedo a drive with a dropped pass.

5. Andy Reid will torpedo a drive due to horrific personnel choices made on a critical 3rd down due to him coaching in a diabetic coma because there wasn't time for that last greaseburger. Take your pick on who gets yanked. Kelce out for Bell, Pacheco out for Clyde, Rice off the field at any time a wide receiver may be needed to make a play. There's so many options to sub in trash for talent.


Now, Sean Mcderpitt, this guy is in some deep shit right now. They've already fired the offensive coordinator. His strength is the defense, while Andy's is allegedly offense.

I feel like the Bills will cockstomp themselves more than we will, because it's just kind of been what they do all season. If KC gets the Bills one dimensional, I think it's a laugher.

But if the Bills can run the ball, shorten the game and limit Patrick's possessions, then I really won't matter how many times the Bills step on their own dick, because our 5 of our own will be adequate to make this game very close.

Why even be a fan at this point? Miserable ****ing idiot!