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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut
He's too lucid to be a real Bengals fan.
Delusional, but lucid.
The other guy's almost too beaten down (Bengal Billy?) to be any fun.
"The Bengals Suck!!!"
"You're right....{slits wrists}
Dafuq fun is that?
Meanwhile with Faulk you say "Man, Joe Burrow sucks at football" and he just says "Not as badly as Midnight Vulture sucks at petty theft..."
Jesus. What can I even do with that? I just wanna pat him on the head and buy him a beer. It'll be a shitty lukewarm one to go with that demon vomit chili they serve out there, but it's better than the vat of warm piss I want to drown those damn Broncos fans in.
The guy showed up and did homework, for ****s sake. I don't even look at who it is I'm responding to in 90% of my posts and this guy can give me chapter and verse on Inmem's exploits with smoked meats.
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Honestly, every Bengals fan i know is similar to me. I don't know that i've ever even met any of those brain-dead bandwagon fans that spew stupid shit online.
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"Joey Brrrrrrridesmaid will never win a SB. Mother Faulker, your team will NEVER WIN A SUPER BOWL!!"
"History won't remember Joe Burrow. At all. Less than it will Matthew Stafford; similar to how it remembers Carson Palmer. Maybe he stays healthy and has a Matt Ryan career."--DJ'sLeftNut
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