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B-17 #18 – Fooooo Fighters
Pilot NaptownChief (13)
Copilot Tommykat (13)
Bombardier kcnut (1)
Navigator Adam (13)
Engineer Amnorix (13)
Radio Op. KC Kings (13)
Tail Gunner el borracho (13)
Ball Turret Gunner NewChief (13)
Right Waist Gunner mlyonsd (2)
Left Waist Gunner Otter (1)
Target: Brest, France
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (low vulnerability)
Distance: 6 zones
Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy
Zone 2 Out: English Channel
No enemy
Zone 3 Out: Western Channel
No enemy
Zone 4 Out: Western Channel
No enemy
Zone 5 Out: Western Channel – out of fighter range
No enemy
Zone 6 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)
1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack
El borracho fires, misses
Amnorix fires, misses
Kcnut fires, damages Fw190
Fw misses, breaks off attack
Me misses, breaks off attack
3 Me109s attack
Kcnut fires, misses
Adam fires, hits Me109
Amnorix fires, misses
El borracho fires, misses
NewChief fires, misses
1 Me misses, breaks off attack
Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to tail
Me scores 2 hits
-port wing – the #1 engine is hit and races out of control.
-superficial damage to port wing
tommykat cuts power to the engine, but it’s not completely successful. The engine slows to an idle, but continues to turn the propeller. The resulting drag slows down Fooooo Fighter drastically, and the plane starts falling back in the formation.
2 Mes circle, attack again
Kcnut fires, misses
El borracho fires, misses
Me scores 2 hits
-pilot compartment – amnorix takes a light wound to the right shoulder
-tail – autopilot out. Naptown chief will have to pilot the plane manually through the bomb run.
Me misses, breaks off attack
Me circles, attacks again
Kcnut fires, damages Me109
Amnorix fires, misses
Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to pilot compartment
Me breaks off attack
The crippled Fooooo Fighter reaches the target a bit late, at the very rear of the formation and still falling back. With no autopilot, Naptown Chief does the best he can to put the plane over the target area without movement.
Entering Bomb Zone
Bad Weather – Heavy clouds
Medium Flak - misses
Kcnut does a great job of planting the mission’s final bombs on target – 30% score
As the plane turns to go home, the other bombers have now moved ahead and are pulling away. Fooooo Fighters will attempt to get home alone. The plane will be a sitting duck until they can get fighter cover.
Zone 6 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)
6 Fw190s attack
Kcnut fires, misses
Adam fires, misses
KC Kings fires, misses
El borracho fires, damages Fw190
NewChief fires, kills Fw190
Otter fires, kills Fw190
Damaged Fw misses, breaks off attack
2 Fws miss
Fw scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to tail
-superficial damage to waist
-bomb bay – no effect
3 Fws circle, attack again since the B-17 is alone.
Otter fires, damages Fw190
Amnorix fires, kills Fw190
Adam fires, misses
Damaged Fw misses, breaks off attack
Fw scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to pilot compartment
-superficial damage to pilot compartment
Fw circles, attacks again
Kcnut fires, misses
Adam fires, misses
El borracho fires, damages Fw190
Fw misses, breaks off attack
1 Me109 attacks
KC Kings fires, damages Me109
Amnorix fires, misses
M e scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to starboard wing
Me breaks off attack
2 Me109s, 1 Me110 attack
Amnorix fires, kills Me109
Kcnut fires, misses
Adam fires, kills Me110
El borracho fires, misses
Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to bomb bay
Me circles, attacks again
El borracho fires, misses
Amnorix fires, misses
Me misses, attacks again
Kcnut fires, hits Me109
Amnorix fires, misses
El borracho fires, misses
4 Fw190s attack
Kcnut fires, misses
Adam fires, misses
Amnorix fires, hits Fw190
El borracho fires, misses
Mlyonsd fires, misses
3 Fws miss, circle to attack again
Fw scores 1 hir
-nose – kcnut takes a serious wound to the back of the head, and drops unconscious.
Fw circles to attack again
Adam fires, damages Fw190
Amnorix fires, misses
Otter fires, misses
KC Kings fires, misses
Amnorix calls out that he’s low on ammunition, but no one can bring him more.
3 Fws miss, circle to attack again
Damaged Fw scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to pilot compartment
-superficial damage to radio room
Damaged Fw breaks off attack
Adam fires, misses
Amnorix fires, kills Fw190
El borracho fires, damages Fw190
3 Fws miss, break off attack
Zone 5: Western Channel
2 Me109s attack
Adam fires, hits Me109
Mlyonsd fires, hits Me109
2 Mes miss, circle to attack again
Otter fires, misses
El borracho fires, hits Me109
Adam fires, misses
Me misses, breaks off attack
Me misses, circles to attack again
Amnorix fires, hits Me109
El borracho fires, misses
Me misses, breaks off attack
Zone 4: Western Channel – back in fighter cover
In response to KC Kings’ frantic calls, a squadron of Spitfires appears and moves into position to escort the slowed Fooooo Fighters home
4 Me110s attack, 3 are driven off by fighters
Otter fires, hits Me110
Me scores 2 hits
-starboard wing – landing gear brake is out
-pilot compartment – amnorix takes a light wound to the right knee
Me circles, attacks again
Adam fires, misses
NewChief fires, damages Me110
Me misses, breaks off attack
Zone 3: Western Channel
No enemy
Zone 2: English Channel
3 Me110s attack
NewChief fires, misses
Amnorix fires, hits Me110
El borracho fires, misses
3 Mes miss, circle to attack again
KC Kings fires, misses
Mlyonsd fires, misses
Amnorix fires, misses
Adam fires, misses
3 Mes miss, circle to attack again
el borracho fires, misses
otter fires, misses
newchief fires, misses
amnorix fires, misses
3 Mes miss, break off attack
Zone 1: England
Poor weather – cloud cover
Naptown Chief brings Fooooo Fighter to a safe landing, and he and tommykat struggle at the controls as the pesky #1 engine won’t shut down. With no landing gear brake on one side, they also can’t stop the plane, and it rolls down the length of the runway and crashes into a large barricade of tires. The crew bails out (other than the injured kcnut), but the fire crew arrives and ensures that there is no risk of fire. Fooooo Fighters will live to fight another day.
Aftereffects
Kcnut is sent home, with the part of his brain responsible for language severely damaged.
Eligible for next mission
Pilot NaptownChief (13)
Copilot Tommykat (13)
Bombardier Adam (13), promoted
Navigator Amnorix (13) , promoted
Engineer KC Kings (13) , promoted
Radio Op. el borracho (13) , promoted
Tail Gunner NewChief (13) , promoted
Ball Turret Gunner mlyonsd (2) , promoted
Right Waist Gunner Otter (1) , promoted
Left Waist Gunner XXX
It seemed like they’d never get out of Brest.
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