You gotta credit THE BAIO with working his way inside Pammy Anderson, when he was already past-prime in H-Wood, and BEFORE Tommy stretched that **** out.
Wah, wah, wah!!!
You ever notice how on stop lights, green means go, but on a banana it's the opposite? Yellow means "go ahead." Green means "slow down." And red means "Where the **** did you get that banana?"