The phone rang again.
I glared at it, but it didn't give up.
I picked it up.
"Hello," I said.
"Hello, Eddie?" said the voice.
"You have the wrong number again."
"Is this 555-2993?" the voice replied.
"No, 555-2933. Just like last time."
"Man, I did it again."
I hung up.
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