I turned back to the dame.
The phone rang again.
"HELLO!" I barked.
It was the same voice. "Well, now I'm just screwing with you."
I slammed the phone down on the receiver, pulled out my snub-nose .38, and shot it. Twice.
In the final seven games of the 2013 season, the Chiefs averaged 34.6 points per game, scored 38 points or more 4 times, and went 2-5. The NFL has ruined the sport.