I had heard a brand new fedora store had opened there. The hats were cheap, like everything in Mexico. So I grabbed three and took them up to the counter...
"Tasdfkjhsdh sldjhfsdh tihslh t aljhft ttasdhf?"
Damn. I'd forgotten my spanish translator in the hotel. So, I said the only words I knew.
Just then, 6 men dressed in black came at me.