Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a pillowbiter drink?
Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.
Kids these days don't have a ****ing clue what a martini is.
Actually...the only things I drink are beer and tequila, so I couldn't think of a pillowbitergish type of drink. Last time I had a martini, Im pretty sure my waiter was gay...hence the connection....or lack thereof...I need to go to bed....