Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a pillowbiter drink?
Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.
Kids these days don't have a ****ing clue what a martini is.
I prefer the vodka martinis myself (not a big gin guy).
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