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Old 08-20-2004, 04:40 PM   #323
ENDelt260 ENDelt260 is offline
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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A mildly amusing mini-story...

Once upon a time, two dunderheads thought it would be a good idea to steal my big bro's cooler full of beer. Big bro spotted them walking down the sidewalk, and we were off. As big bro slapped the top of the cooler, knocking it out of their hands as they weren't expecting it of course, I grabbed the guy on the left and threw him down. Of course, he starts to get up... my drunken mind processed as such... "Hm. He's bigger than me. If he gets up, he's gonna hit me back. That would be bad." So, I kicked him in the back of the head. Introducing his face to the sidewalk... and breaking a tooth in the process.

Just stay down. It's easier that way.
The added bonus... when we walked back into the party and opened the cooler we realized the doofuses had tossed a twelver of their beer in before swiping it.

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