When dude got stood up... and they realized he had a broken tooth, people felt the need to chastise me...
My drunken rage led to much yelling to the effect of... "**** THAT GUY! HE STOLE MY ****ING BEER! SEND HIM OVER HERE, I'LL BREAK THE REST OF HIS TEETH!"
It's a good thing no one complied with my request. That guy would've whipped my ass.