Originally Posted by morphius
... Though, like you, since I have put on a bit of weight, I haven't had anyone to even turn down. Which is actually nice, because I always felt bad. Some stupid nice guy disease thing.
Damn, I knew I loved this place for a reason!
New rationalization: My state of being "too short for my weight" is a self-defense mechanism to avoid having to hurt chick's feelings....since I'm married, I'd have to turn them down--but I don't want to hurt their feelings, so I'll get fat...and they won't like me anymore.
Damn, Morph, thanks.