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Old 08-21-2004, 11:32 PM   #287
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Originally Posted by bricks
alright! I'll give this a shot. I'm probably gonna get laughed at anyway and critized, not that I care. Are you ready shark lovers? Probably a few of you r anxious enough to hear what I'm gonna say. Ok, anyway I'll get to the point, you wanna have sex with this one? I would be damn right honest about tha whole ****ing thing! No ****'n head games, none of this flirting b*llsh*t, no ****ing pick-up lines. Just be yourself, ****! Get the right timing on this one. Try and find a good setting with her first. Once you get the setting down pack, your all settled in with her, prime her up like you want her to feel horny about you. Once you mastered that, then just be honest, something simple like "hey, I'm very attracted to you. I can't help myself right now, I'm feeling very horny, are you? If she says yes. Well then, do you happen to be in the mood for some sexual intercourse? Cause I am". Don't ask her to **** right off the bat it's one of the biggest mistakes and it's stupid. Unless, of course, she says so.
if she says she not feeling horny, then you'll have to catch her another day.

*BTW, if it works, great! If not, then who gives a ****! Move on, get the next one, or go home alone, and yes jerking off is always an option.


And just remember Roy, gobricks here is the one who paid a whore $500 to screw his friend.....


And then his friend never paid him back.
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