Originally Posted by Bones
How does that happen????
As my Aunt the nurse tells similar stories, I'm guessing the explination was something like, "Well, I was in the shower and when I stepped out to reach for my towel I slipped and fell and it went right inside of me."
The really funny ones are people trying to explain away garden fruits and vegi's by saying that they were walking through the garden naked when they fell and the cucumber/carrot... slid right inside them. Yeah, uh-huh.