Hey how does one become a regular? Is their some sort of initiation? Do I have to swill cheap gin in the trunk of a car? Is goldfish swallowing involved? Vow to vote Republican? Recite all of Roger's Aliases? Sing Show-tunes? Post a copy of my secret recipe for Troll-kabobs? Promise to use my super powers only for good? Or does it just take some good old-fashioned butt kissing to Russ and Luz?<BR>
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