I guess it's better than the Department of Mold.
Just imagine the great contributions the Department of Wellness would have made on 9/11.
If Kerry gets elected we're going to have more new departments, more new committees, and more new blue-ribbon panels established than ever before in the history of the country. Dude just can't make a decision unless somebody else's ass is on the line that he can point to and blame if things break bad.
"Today President Kerry signed an executive order authorizing the Department of Mildew to force businesses to clean dirty bathroom tile wherever it may be found in Corporate America. His directive came after a $500 million review of bathroom activity found that some workplace lavatories were in need of a scubbin'"