[FloridaChief]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Gunther_fan has 5000 posts, in not enough hours
Did he tell you the story about the River Falls shower?
A Plethora of posts and too many threads
He's buying an Uzi, to kill terrorists dead.
On Gunther, On Freakshow, On Phony Gonzollez
How much more wit, will he grace upon us?
He's dashing, handsome, or clever He'll tell us
When we cut him a new one, he'll say you're just jealous.
He's not technically reeruned, informed, or obese
He's got a Guns n Ammo, for 5 finger release.
So here is to you, and the next time you're wrong
I'll Pen you a bud light "here's to you Mr" song.

Jeez, that's...awe inspiring, indeed...